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January 2, 20259 min read

How to Survive Pride (A Gay's Survival Guide)

From hydration to drama management, here's everything you need to know to survive (and thrive) during Pride season.

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How to Survive Pride (A Gay's Survival Guide)


Pride is the most important event of the year, but it can also be overwhelming. From the heat to the crowds to the drama, here's everything you need to know to survive (and thrive) during Pride season.


Before Pride: Preparation


1. Plan Your Outfit


Your Pride outfit is crucial. It needs to be:

- Comfortable - You'll be walking a lot

- Weather-appropriate - Check the forecast

- Fabulous - This is Pride, after all

- Practical - Pockets are your friend


Pro Tip: Bring a backup outfit in case of weather changes or wardrobe malfunctions.


2. Hydrate, Hydrate, Hydrate


Pride is a marathon, not a sprint. Start hydrating days before:

  • Drink water consistently
  • Avoid excessive alcohol the night before
  • Bring a water bottle
  • Know where water stations are

  • Pro Tip: Add electrolytes to your water for extra hydration.


    3. Plan Your Schedule


    Pride has a lot going on. Plan ahead:

  • Check the schedule
  • Pick your must-see events
  • Leave time for spontaneity
  • Know when to rest

  • Pro Tip: Don't try to do everything. Pick a few key events and enjoy them fully.


    4. Prepare for Drama


    Pride brings everyone together, which means drama is inevitable:

  • Set boundaries
  • Know when to step away
  • Have an exit strategy
  • Don't let drama ruin your day

  • Pro Tip: Remember, you're there to have fun, not to solve everyone's problems.


    During Pride: Survival Tips


    1. Stay Hydrated


    This cannot be overstated:

  • Drink water constantly
  • Avoid excessive alcohol
  • Take breaks in the shade
  • Listen to your body

  • Pro Tip: Set a timer to remind yourself to drink water.


    2. Protect Yourself from the Sun


    The sun is not your friend:

  • Wear sunscreen (reapply often)
  • Wear a hat
  • Wear sunglasses
  • Seek shade when possible

  • Pro Tip: Sunscreen is not optional. Your future self will thank you.


    3. Manage Your Energy


    Pride is exhausting:

  • Take breaks
  • Sit down when you can
  • Don't push yourself too hard
  • Know when to go home

  • Pro Tip: It's okay to leave early. Pride will be there next year.


    4. Handle the Crowds


    Pride is crowded:

  • Stay with your group
  • Have a meeting spot
  • Keep your phone charged
  • Be patient

  • Pro Tip: If you get separated, don't panic. Head to your meeting spot.


    5. Deal with Drama


    Drama is inevitable:

  • Don't engage with unnecessary drama
  • Set boundaries
  • Have an exit strategy
  • Focus on having fun

  • Pro Tip: Remember, you're there to celebrate, not to solve problems.


    After Pride: Recovery


    1. Rest


    Pride is exhausting:

  • Get plenty of sleep
  • Take it easy the next day
  • Hydrate
  • Eat well

  • Pro Tip: Plan a recovery day after Pride.


    2. Reflect


    Pride is meaningful:

  • Think about what you experienced
  • Share stories with friends
  • Process your emotions
  • Remember why Pride matters

  • Pro Tip: Journal about your Pride experience.


    3. Stay Connected


    Pride creates connections:

  • Follow up with new friends
  • Share photos
  • Plan for next year
  • Stay involved in the community

  • Pro Tip: Don't let Pride be the only time you're involved in the community.


    Pride Survival Kit


    What to bring:

  • Water bottle
  • Sunscreen
  • Hat
  • Sunglasses
  • Comfortable shoes
  • Phone charger
  • Cash
  • ID
  • Snacks
  • First aid kit
  • Emergency contact info

  • Pro Tip: Pack light, but pack smart.


    Common Pride Mistakes


    What not to do:

  • Don't overdo it on day one
  • Don't forget to hydrate
  • Don't ignore your body
  • Don't let drama ruin your day
  • Don't try to do everything

  • Pro Tip: Learn from your mistakes and do better next year.


    The Bottom Line


    Pride is about:

  • Celebrating who you are
  • Being part of a community
  • Having fun
  • Making memories
  • Creating change

  • Survive Pride, but more importantly, enjoy it.


    Ready to Survive Pride?


    Now that you've got all the survival tips, it's time to put them to use. And when you need a break from the chaos, play Gay Paranoia for some controlled drama.


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    Ready to Play?

    Now that you've got all the questions and game ideas, it's time to put them to the test. Play Gay Paranoia and experience the chaos yourself!